The Life of Reidy

So I'm standing outside of the pirate museum the other day with a cup of cider that I wasted two dollars one. Well, the cider was delicious but they didn't give me very much for the price I payed for it. Either way, I'm standing there after I had just drank half the cup and sent a tour in, and this old man comes and puts a penny in my cup of half full cider. I was pretty dumbfounded at first, but then I quickyly gave him a sarcastic "Thanks!" He must not have heard me, because he walked away a bit and came back and told me "You didn't say thank you."

Now, what I should have said: "WHY WOULD I SAY THANK YOU? THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY TWO DOLLAR CUP OF CIDER BECAUSE YOU ARE A CONFUSED OLD MAN?!?!?"

And what I actually said: "Um, yes I did!"

Not always so quick on the draw, am I? Oh well, either way the guys at work felt bad and bought me a new one. And now I have a funny story to tell sometimes.